Funny Shayari

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h

Funny Shayari on Girls

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana 😛

लड़कियो को HOT बोल बोल ke
बेमतलब सूर्य देवता से पंगा ले
लिया अब वो पूछ रहे है
कि अब बता HOT कौन ???

Modern Funny Shayari –

Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..

Student Shayari On Exams –

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,

Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile… 😛

Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain
Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai 🙂

Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…

Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi

Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage

Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha

Prosperous & Happy Diwali

 Funny Shayari In Hindi On Padayi

zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain